Canine Behavior Fans Gifts

"I admire your dogged determination."

"I'm telling you. . . the shoes don't go with that outfit!"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

What does aloof mean?

"The unlucky lemming"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

E-Baying @ The Moon

No littering...

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Mating rituals

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Garbage Piñata

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"I'm a monster."

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

Museum of Bones

Happy birthday Darling!

'Let's agree to disagree.'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Echo in the hippo.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

'The Big Beg Theory'

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'