Pet Behavior Fan Gifts

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

What does aloof mean?

E-Baying @ The Moon

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"The unlucky lemming"

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Mating rituals

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

Museum of Bones

'They learn fast, don't they?'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Remote-controlled cat flap.

Echo in the hippo.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

'What the hell

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

"I'm hungry anyone else?"

Some dogs just love the sound of their own bark, don't they?

'Excellent Darling, you've cleaned up this bone really well!'

'Are you telling me this actually works?'

'All I can tell you is they're not the cute little birds who usually ride around on us.'

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

Some Zoomies