Pet Obedience Fan Gifts

"Whoa! Your dog whistle works great!!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"The unlucky lemming"

E-Baying @ The Moon

What does aloof mean?

Wolf Karaoke

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Mating rituals

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"I'm a monster."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

Museum of Bones

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."