Pet Obedience Fan Mugs

"Whoa! Your dog whistle works great!!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf Karaoke

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

E-Baying @ The Moon

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

What does aloof mean?

"The unlucky lemming"

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Mating rituals

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"I'm a monster."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

Museum of Bones

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Curiosity."