Pet Fan Mugs

Some Zoomies

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

'No, not from having children. These are fetch marks.'

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

No littering...

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'They sure have small litters.'

Garbage Piñata

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"He's a Crocodoodle."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

Remote-controlled cat flap.

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."