Pet Fan Pillows

Some Zoomies

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

'No, not from having children. These are fetch marks.'

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

No littering...

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'They sure have small litters.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"He's a Crocodoodle."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

Remote-controlled cat flap.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'