Tiny Pet Fan Pillows

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'They sure have small litters.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"He's a Crocodoodle."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Remote-controlled cat flap.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

Hydroponic Gardening

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'