Tiny Pet Fan Gifts

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'They sure have small litters.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"He's a Crocodoodle."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Remote-controlled cat flap.

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

Hydroponic Gardening

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.