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Flee Collars.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'They sure have small litters.'

Santa Dog

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Animal immigration

Remote-controlled cat flap.

Some Zoomies

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

Tandem cyclists

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

"We find it calms the patient."

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

"Wow - a piranha fish!! What do you feed it on...?"

'It's another fax from your dog.'

'On the bright side I can finally understand what your saying.'

Cult films!

A blue dog wearing headphones

Snake -charmer's convention

"Woof, woof!"

'You ask him to leave.'

"I promised I'd come back for you Gladys, come hell or high water."

I thought dogs weren't permitted here. He doesn't bark so he's okay --- the landlord said "No dogs aloud."

'He's been unbearable since he won the lottery.'

"He was a lively fellow, this is how we like to remember him, scooting along the carpet on just two legs."

"Check out the new sushi bar!"