Animal Gadget Fan Gifts

A blue dog wearing headphones

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Santa Dog

'They sure have small litters.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

Remote-controlled cat flap.

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

Animal immigration

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.