Pet Portrait Fan Gifts

"He was a lively fellow, this is how we like to remember him, scooting along the carpet on just two legs."

What does aloof mean?

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'They sure have small litters.'

Santa Dog

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'It turned out great except for Fido!'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Kobe Bryant

Animal immigration

Remote-controlled cat flap.

Clown Painting in Museum

Some Zoomies

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

Tandem cyclists

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

"Wow - a piranha fish!! What do you feed it on...?"

It would have placed him alongside such greats as Da Vinci and Van Gogh, but then, on a whim, he decided to add some stink lines.

'It's another fax from your dog.'

Dog

Snake -charmer's convention

"Woof, woof!"

Yoga Dog

'This is your last warning. Move again and I quit!'

'You ask him to leave.'

A yellow dog

'My name is Katerina, but you may call me 'Kat''. 'My name is Catalona, and you may call me 'Cat'.'

Goldfish Owner.

Silhouette Artist - Portraits while u-wait.

'He's been unbearable since he won the lottery.'

Flee Collars.

Black Labrador Retriever