Pet Photography Fan Gifts

'It turned out great except for Fido!'

"Pick me!"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Canine Companion

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Love Conquers All

"Did you get my tweet?"

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"He was a sea rescue."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Tourists in Egypt

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"He's already getting attached to you."

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Author's Bio-diversity.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"She's a miniature."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"