Pet Photographer Gifts

Pet Snapshots

"It makes me want to pee."

"Work it, baby."

"Dog Dating Site Profile Pics Niiiice."

"Another pic? You know it's the same food every [censored] day, right?"

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

'These will be photos for 'A Fat Cat is an Unhappy Cat' leaflet. So, please act accordingly!'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Talk about manipulated media... my owners must have invented the term!"

"It's true, I swear, it's on the wall: a brand new calendar and all the photos are of me!"

Bitchbark Canoe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

The One That Got Away

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Elephant ass selfie.

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Even for a mountain goat he's good.

Safari.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Giraffe Selfie

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"I'm in disguise."

Giraffe wanders into Lion country.