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Pet Snapshots

"It makes me want to pee."

"Work it, baby."

"Dog Dating Site Profile Pics Niiiice."

"Another pic? You know it's the same food every [censored] day, right?"

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

'These will be photos for 'A Fat Cat is an Unhappy Cat' leaflet. So, please act accordingly!'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Talk about manipulated media... my owners must have invented the term!"

"It's true, I swear, it's on the wall: a brand new calendar and all the photos are of me!"

Bitchbark Canoe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

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The One That Got Away

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Elephant ass selfie.

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Safari.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Giraffe wanders into Lion country.

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Giraffe Selfie