Animal Photographer T-Shirts

'Hurry up and take the picture! I've got a cramp!'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Bird Torture.

Giraffe Selfie

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

The One That Got Away

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

Elephant ass selfie.

"It makes me want to pee."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Safari.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Giraffe Selfie

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

Giraffe wanders into Lion country.

"I'm in disguise."

Lion attacking Polar Bear

Ok, now you're not swiping at salmon. Now you're just splashing me.