Animal Photographer T-Shirts

'Hurry up and take the picture! I've got a cramp!'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Giraffe Selfie

Bird Torture.

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

The One That Got Away

Elephant ass selfie.

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"It makes me want to pee."

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Safari.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Giraffe wanders into Lion country.

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Giraffe Selfie

"I'm in disguise."

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"No, son. Let him finish."

'Thanks for the heads up!'