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"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

Bitchbark Canoe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"It makes me want to pee."

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

Elephant ass selfie.

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

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The One That Got Away

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Safari.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Giraffe Selfie

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"I'm in disguise."

Giraffe wanders into Lion country.

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

An artist paints a woman's cat instead of her self-portrait.

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Ok, now you're not swiping at salmon. Now you're just splashing me.

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

Lion attacking Polar Bear

'Thanks for the heads up!'