Fashionable Pet Fan Gifts

Dalmatian in a red cap

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Overkill, dude."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"He's a Crocodoodle."

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Some Zoomies

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"Wow - a piranha fish!! What do you feed it on...?"

"It's true, I was such a cute puppy I was once dognapped by a young girl in the neighbourhood! The police got involved and everything..."

"I'd rather go to the vet."

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

"Woof, woof!"

Snake -charmer's convention

"Oh, stop complaining—you know she's terrified of the nail clippers."

"Tag. . . you're it!"

A baby chick

Beware of cool cat.

'It's humiliating - nobody else in this street takes their budgie walkies!'

"Trust me, you would make a great soccer player if only you could control your urge to bite the ball..."

Soldier Camouflage

'You Know Who got into my closet.'

Goldfish Owner.

'He's been unbearable since he won the lottery.'

"He was a lively fellow, this is how we like to remember him, scooting along the carpet on just two legs."