Pampered Pet Fans Gifts

'He's been unbearable since he won the lottery.'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

What does aloof mean?

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"She's a miniature."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Santa Dog

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'They sure have small litters.'

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

Some Zoomies

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

"He spoils them."

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

Dachshund Yoga

Tandem cyclists

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

"Wow - a piranha fish!! What do you feed it on...?"

'It's another fax from your dog.'

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

"Woof, woof!"

Snake -charmer's convention

Cult films!

Beware of cool cat.

'It's humiliating - nobody else in this street takes their budgie walkies!'

"He was a lively fellow, this is how we like to remember him, scooting along the carpet on just two legs."

'I knew it Cynthia! That danged bird breeder pulled a fast one on us.'

'My name is Katerina, but you may call me 'Kat''. 'My name is Catalona, and you may call me 'Cat'.'

A yellow dog

"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."

'No, not from having children. These are fetch marks.'

Flee Collars.