Pampered Pet Fans Pillows

'He's been unbearable since he won the lottery.'

What does aloof mean?

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"She's a miniature."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'They sure have small litters.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Santa Dog

Animal immigration

Some Zoomies

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

"He spoils them."

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

Tandem cyclists

Dachshund Yoga

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

"Wow - a piranha fish!! What do you feed it on...?"

'It's another fax from your dog.'

Snake -charmer's convention

"Woof, woof!"

Cult films!

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Beware of cool cat.

Man-icure & Pet-icure

'It's humiliating - nobody else in this street takes their budgie walkies!'

"He was a lively fellow, this is how we like to remember him, scooting along the carpet on just two legs."

A yellow dog

'I knew it Cynthia! That danged bird breeder pulled a fast one on us.'

'My name is Katerina, but you may call me 'Kat''. 'My name is Catalona, and you may call me 'Cat'.'

"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."

'No, not from having children. These are fetch marks.'