Uncommon Pet Fans Pillows

'It's humiliating - nobody else in this street takes their budgie walkies!'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

What does aloof mean?

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"She's a miniature."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

"He's a Crocodoodle."

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Curiosity."

'The Big Beg Theory'

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

"Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie."

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

Some Zoomies

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

'It's my feature wall.'

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

Dachshund Yoga

"Lucky I was able to find all you guys close to my house."

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"Wow - a piranha fish!! What do you feed it on...?"

Jack Russell fails to make the cut for a basketball team.

Grizzy Selfie

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

'It's another fax from your dog.'

'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'