Uncommon Pet Fans Prints

'It's humiliating - nobody else in this street takes their budgie walkies!'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

What does aloof mean?

"She's a miniature."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"He's a Crocodoodle."

Happy birthday Darling!

"Curiosity."

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

'It's my feature wall.'

Some Zoomies

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

Dachshund Yoga

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"Lucky I was able to find all you guys close to my house."

"Wow - a piranha fish!! What do you feed it on...?"

Grizzy Selfie

Jack Russell fails to make the cut for a basketball team.

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'

'It's another fax from your dog.'

"Oh, stop complaining—you know she's terrified of the nail clippers."