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'It's another fax from your dog.'

What does aloof mean?

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

Remote-controlled cat flap.

"She's a weiner cat."

Some Zoomies

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

Tandem cyclists

"Is this your work?"

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

Dog Food Co.

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

A blue dog wearing headphones

'You ask him to leave.'

"The subject on the e-mail is 'Woof" any idea who it's from?"

Beware of cool cat.

'It's humiliating - nobody else in this street takes their budgie walkies!'

"Trust me, you would make a great soccer player if only you could control your urge to bite the ball..."

'I wish you'd stop blaming me for the long pregrancy...'

'My name is Katerina, but you may call me 'Kat''. 'My name is Catalona, and you may call me 'Cat'.'

'He's been unbearable since he won the lottery.'

Cloning Miscalculations: The Ardlark.

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

'I knew it Cynthia! That danged bird breeder pulled a fast one on us.'

Flee Collars.

'No, not from having children. These are fetch marks.'

Dalmatian in a red cap

Man carrying prey is about to crash into woman carrying a cat.