Animal-friendly Sports Fan Gifts

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

No littering...

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Wolf Karaoke

"She's a miniature."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Santa Dog

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"Overkill, dude."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Happy birthday Darling!

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."