Pet Sports Fan Gifts

"Trust me, you would make a great soccer player if only you could control your urge to bite the ball..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

No littering...

What does aloof mean?

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

Happy birthday Darling!

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Boarway Show

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'