Pet Pun Fan Gifts

Sign at pet shop reads, 'Warning! Do not buy if seal is broken.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Cupid misses his shot.

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

Some Zoomies

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

'Sure, we could fetch things for them, but why raise their expectations.'

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

"Mr. Jingles thinks they sell it on eBay."

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

"I'm very proud of the grade A's, son, but what about these grade B smalls?"

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

'They're for a friend.'

'I don't think much of the punchline.'

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"