Pet Pun Lovers Gifts

Identity Crisis - cat in dog kennel.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Australian Mobile Bar

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

"Bruno, sit."

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Chasebook for Dogs

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

'Sure, we could fetch things for them, but why raise their expectations.'

"Mr. Jingles thinks they sell it on eBay."

"Alternative lifestyle."

"I'll have what he's having."

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

"I'm dating a much younger guy....makes sense, my ex was a cheetah."

Cat's Tongue

'They're for a friend.'

"I found this under your litter box. Just when were you planning to put this into effect?"

No parking here. You will be toad.