Pet Pun Aficionado Gifts

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Satya Nutella

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"1-1"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Bangers and Mash

Motorherd

DUNVOTIN

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Cat Scan

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

No jay walking.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

Litterary Dogs.

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Better Not Squash.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Beam Me Up Spotty

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

Afraid of change - leave it here.

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'