Dog Pun Enthusiast Gifts

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"I don't mind lunch at my desk as long as I can knock it on the floor first."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Shake! Good Dog."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

Australian Mobile Bar

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

"Bruno, sit."

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

"You say: It's nothing more than jealousy inspired backstabbing. I say: It's the fourth report of butt-sniffing I've had this week."

"Like most of your proposals Pinkley ...it ain't gonna fly!"

Cat's Tongue

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

"Mr. Jingles thinks they sell it on eBay."