Dog Pun Enthusiast Gifts

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"I don't mind lunch at my desk as long as I can knock it on the floor first."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"Shake! Good Dog."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

Australian Mobile Bar

"Bruno, sit."

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

Chasebook for Dogs

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

Cat's Tongue

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."