Dog Pun Connoisseur Gifts

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"It's a play on words."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

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"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"What's all this?"

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Dog Park Zoom

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Yakety-Yak

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

Dog Sees Only Food

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

A Semicolon.

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"