Dog Pun Connoisseur Gifts

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"It's a play on words."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

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"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

"What's all this?"

Dog Park Zoom

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Yakety-Yak

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

Dog Sees Only Food

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

A Semicolon.