Pun Fan Gifts

'...sound like bronco pneumonia.'

"I'm sorry, I always have trouble getting blood out of a turnip."

'I wondered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.'

Cupid misses his shot.

'I don't think much of the punchline.'

'That's the price for all the King's horses or all the King's men. If you want to be covered by all the King's horses and all the King's men...'

The customer is always right.

'It was sort of like a penalty for early withdrawal. The bank hadn't opened yet.'

'One shot of this and you won't know a thing. Too late. He doesn't know a thing now.'

"So the SM is for swedish massage?"

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

Naval Command 'Innie' and 'Outie'.

"What's up? Never heard of e-snail before?"

"So, what do you do for a living?"

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

"Of course it's a bribe. I put the 'buy' in 'buy-partisan.'"

'I tried fresh water once... talk about bland!'

Finger Food.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'Aunt Alice, Marmaduke wants to see the frog in your throat.'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

Bottle shock

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

"No, no, no! I want the fuse box behind the Monet, not the Manet!"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'