Portrait Painting Fan Gifts

Clown Painting in Museum

'This isn't working -- I keep sweating into my paint.'

'This is your last warning. Move again and I quit!'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

bird interprets modern art

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Pharaoh Cocoon

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Framed Lady

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Diego Velasquez

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"Habanero ..."

Kobe Bryant

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Francoise Gilot

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

Painter's Duel.

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

The drinker.

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Munch Master.

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

Art Vandalism

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

Cartoon 2319: Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Leonardo da Vinci's 'Mac Lisa.'

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

I want you to make it so my eyes follow everyone around the boardroom

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

Nude painting