Portrait Painting Fan Gifts

Clown Painting in Museum

'This isn't working -- I keep sweating into my paint.'

'This is your last warning. Move again and I quit!'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

bird interprets modern art

Pharaoh Cocoon

Framed Lady

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Diego Velasquez

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Kobe Bryant

Francoise Gilot

"Habanero ..."

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Painter's Duel.

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

The drinker.

Munch Master.

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

Art Vandalism

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

I want you to make it so my eyes follow everyone around the boardroom

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

Leonardo Da Vinci tries to make the Mona Lisa smile.

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

Nude painting