Self-portrait Fan Gifts

'It's called 'Portrait of the artist as a young man.'

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

"The Selfie."

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

The Sculptor

Kobe Bryant

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

"I attended a leadership seminar, they learnt a lot from me."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

Clown Painting in Museum

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"I worry that some people find me boring"

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

Push yourself. No one else is going to do it for you. The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. You will never know your limits unless you push yourself to them. Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is worth fighting for. Passion is pushing yourself when no one else is around. Are you two going to help on not?! I thought we were.

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

"Travel changed me."

"I think it really captures my humility and selflessness."

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

"They may be champagne problems, but they're my problems."

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"

"You're so vein."

Book reading a work titled: 'How to be self-reflexive.'

Dorian Gray views a Selfie

Only a handful of people are this small.

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

"Narcissus! Pay attention!"

'Plastic Surgery, come as you are and leave as you wish'