Self-reflection Fan Gifts

"What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?"

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

'I think it's always looked like that.'

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

Man in bathroom surprised by his rude reflection in the mirror.

"I worry that some people find me boring"

"They may be champagne problems, but they're my problems."

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

'I stink therefore I hum'

"You're so vein."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"He's his own worst enemy."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Hot Pie Therapy

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

Pre-Television Man Caves

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

Pachyderm insomnia.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"I attended a leadership seminar, they learnt a lot from me."

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

'Have you been working out?'

Hairstyles

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

Doubt or Certainy

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."