Self-discovery Fan Gifts

Numskull

"Travel changed me."

"He has just discovered that he's not going to turn into a beautiful butterfly!"

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

Bright idea

He looks so natural lying there...

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"I attended a leadership seminar, they learnt a lot from me."

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

Dog detectives

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'He's been shot!'

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

"I worry that some people find me boring"

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'All his life, Mel has been convinced that he's a poster boy for something... he's just never been able to figure out what, exactly.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'