Self-analysis Fan Gifts

'Who the heck are you? That's my trouble. I'm a nobody.'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

"I attended a leadership seminar, they learnt a lot from me."

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"I worry that some people find me boring"

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

"Travel changed me."

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

Push yourself. No one else is going to do it for you. The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. You will never know your limits unless you push yourself to them. Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is worth fighting for. Passion is pushing yourself when no one else is around. Are you two going to help on not?! I thought we were.

"It's okay. I'm still ranked at the top of my class in self-esteem."

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

The Doomed Character

"You're so vein."

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

Graduation at the executioner's school

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

"They may be champagne problems, but they're my problems."

Book reading a work titled: 'How to be self-reflexive.'

"There you go, self-mythologizing your childhood again!"

'You have to be patient, Miss McQueen. Sex addictions like yours take many sessions to cure.'

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

Multiple Personality Psychiatrists

"Narcissus! Pay attention!"

The art of delegation

Personality Test - No Result

'Plastic Surgery, come as you are and leave as you wish'

"You need to let things go."

"I said it would grow hair on a billiard ball -- Not on your head."