Self-analysis Fan Prints

'Who the heck are you? That's my trouble. I'm a nobody.'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"I attended a leadership seminar, they learnt a lot from me."

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

"I worry that some people find me boring"

"Travel changed me."

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

The Doomed Character

"It's okay. I'm still ranked at the top of my class in self-esteem."

"They may be champagne problems, but they're my problems."

"You're so vein."

Graduation at the executioner's school

Book reading a work titled: 'How to be self-reflexive.'

"There you go, self-mythologizing your childhood again!"

'You have to be patient, Miss McQueen. Sex addictions like yours take many sessions to cure.'

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

Multiple Personality Psychiatrists

The art of delegation

"Narcissus! Pay attention!"

Personality Test - No Result

'Plastic Surgery, come as you are and leave as you wish'

"I said it would grow hair on a billiard ball -- Not on your head."

Attention seeker's anonymous.

"You need to let things go."