Self-analysis Aficionado Prints

"There you go, self-mythologizing your childhood again!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

'I wouldn't advise you to write your autobiography. It would be a very dull read.'

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"I consider myself a passionate man, but, of course, a lawyer first."

'Someone stole my identity, didn't like it and sent it back.'

'What's the difference between solitude and loneliness, doctor?'

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

"I totally meant to do that."

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"Maybe I'm just making a mountain out of a molehill. I do that a lot."

Caterpillar Paranoia

Other People

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

'I never forget a face.'

"Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life."

'I have ego issues — at least, I think it's me.'

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

'I know how you feel.'