Psychoanalysis Aficionado Prints

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"So, when did you first have these overwhelming urges to spend �100s on therapy?"

Freud analyses himself 'Interesting. But what makes you so sure I'm your delusion. Rather than vice versa?'

'We'll get nowhere until I understand your fondest hopes and desires. Let me analyze your hard drive.'

"The only way you can get a second opinion is to go through fifteen years with another analyst."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Sigmund Freud.

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"I'm the bad guy..."

Pavlov's Puppy

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

Blok drives by New York City.

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Mummy Shrink.

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

Gangs of New York

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...