Psychology Aficionado Prints

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

'Best of both worlds really. I can stick my head in the ground, and run away if I want.'

"Good, good … you are now entering a deep state."

'It seems like I'm just running on autopilot.' 'How do you feel about that?'

"Hmm.. You really do have a very serious eating disorder."

'Ok, so far, so good. Now I'm going to expose only one eye this time to a different picture. It's time to confront your fears, Frank. I know you can do this.'

'This is the seventh time you've rescheduled your appointment, Mr. Tarbaugh...If this continues I won't be able to help you with your procrastination problem...'

'I have a theory about your masochism.', 'Go ahead, Doc -- Let me have it.'

Laurel Canyon

"No, it's not a Rorscach test, it's a really nasty damp patch."

'People avoid me like the plague.'

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

' ... The average American male ...'

'That will be 51 dollars, sir.'

Anxiety

"It's time to stop blaming everything on the Tartars, Mr. Ragner."

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

Caution - breakdown ahead.

In and out, in and out, in and out...

'We'll get to work on your inferiority complex as soon as you go back outside and wipe those filthy feet.'

'From what I've been hearing about it, I'm not sure I want a grip on reality.'

'That's Hindenburg for you. Just can't express his anger in a positive way.'

'I get no respect... anywhere.'

'I have this constant feeling I'm being followed!'

'You're my last chance, doctor - God nodded off.'

Jung and in Love

'-and who have you been since we last met?'

"I feel everyone treats me like a door mat."

"Normally I'd prescribe something, but Multiple Personality Disorder might really come in handy during quarantine."

'And how long have you been pro Europe?'

'Your genes got you into this, but frankly I don't know if they can get you out of it.'

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

"You're going to have to give up screwing around."

The incredible shrinking shrink.