Self-examination Enthusiast Prints

Charles would have left his apartment more often if only it didn't involve bringing along his face...

'I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid!'

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"We thought this was more realistic."

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'I would've studied for that test, but I thought it would be a piece of cake.'

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

Waiting for the results.

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

Phil at Fifty: Still Trying to Find Himself

Exam Room.

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'

"Remember, there are 4 types of questions on the Advanced Placement tests: multiple choice, document based, essay and 'How would you like to drive big rigs for a living?'"

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'