Self-examiner Prints

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

St Ninian, patron saint of hypochondriacs

"I am doing my homework. I'm supposed to reflect."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Examiners.

"Office of quality assurance"

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

I'd like a second opinion on your self-diagnosis - So a random guy from the waiting room is googling your symptoms.

"Smart Arse"

"Adolescencia"

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

Lambs to the Slaughter

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

'I just feel so used all the time.'

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

"I feel like I'm moving from my quiet desperation phase into something a bit more colorful."

"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

Psychiatry. Why go on a voyage of self-discovery when I can just Google myself?

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'