Self-examiner Mugs

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

St Ninian, patron saint of hypochondriacs

"I am doing my homework. I'm supposed to reflect."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Examiners.

"Office of quality assurance"

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

Lambs to the Slaughter

"Smart Arse"

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

"Adolescencia"

"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."

"I feel like I'm moving from my quiet desperation phase into something a bit more colorful."

'I just feel so used all the time.'

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

'Our health plan consists of an hour of free web time to self-diagnose.'

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'

Examiners Nightmare.