Self-analysis Mugs

"Introspection, J.B., is for losers."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Window Treatment

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"The overthinker"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Cellphone Islands

That party went well.

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"Is this who I am?"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

So You've Cloned Yourself

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Business man sees himself as a shark

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."