Self-admiration Analyst Mugs

"The U.S.S. Narcissus"

"What was I thinking?!"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.

A giraffe in a hat

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

"Stock photo, right?"

Boss has a frame hanging above his desk for his face.

Cartoon Panel Discussion

"Well, it's official. This household is definitely in a recession."

"Morning Gorgeous!"

"There you go, self-mythologizing your childhood again!"

"-But APART from 38" 22" 36" what else do you want to be, Cynthia?"

Another Big-Headed Cartoonist

Tunnel of Love.

"Well, for starters I'd like to thank me."

"Narcissus! Pay attention!"

Bart firmly believes that he is the result of intelligent design.

Personality Test - No Result

"I look so beautiful when you're sleeping."

Woman lying on a couch admiring her portrait.

Red Letter Days - Having one's portrait shown

My Rug Hell

'I can't figure out why I'm not losing weight. All I eat is salad.'

Why, thank you - it's very kind of you to say so. You look good too.'

'An extra pound here and there, a little sag, a little bulge, but I'm still the same hunk you married, right Ethel?'

"The computer appears to have matched you up with yourself Mr Narcissus"

Vain Pony Rider

"My monument to me is coming along nicely."

I love myself.