Self-admiration Analyst T-Shirts

"The U.S.S. Narcissus"

"What was I thinking?!"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

A giraffe in a hat

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

"Well, it's official. This household is definitely in a recession."

Cartoon Panel Discussion

"Stock photo, right?"

Boss has a frame hanging above his desk for his face.

'Happy birthday,gorgeous!'

"Morning Gorgeous!"

"There you go, self-mythologizing your childhood again!"

"-But APART from 38" 22" 36" what else do you want to be, Cynthia?"

Bart firmly believes that he is the result of intelligent design.

"Narcissus! Pay attention!"

Another Big-Headed Cartoonist

Tunnel of Love.

"Well, for starters I'd like to thank me."

Personality Test - No Result

"Who's gorgeous face is this I see? Is it a special person I'm going to spend the rest of my life with?"

"I look so beautiful when you're sleeping."

My Rug Hell

Red Letter Days - Having one's portrait shown

Woman lying on a couch admiring her portrait.

'I can't figure out why I'm not losing weight. All I eat is salad.'

Why, thank you - it's very kind of you to say so. You look good too.'

'An extra pound here and there, a little sag, a little bulge, but I'm still the same hunk you married, right Ethel?'

Vain Pony Rider

"The computer appears to have matched you up with yourself Mr Narcissus"

"My monument to me is coming along nicely."