Self-admiration Appreciator T-Shirts

A giraffe in a hat

Me me me

That party went well.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

The Sculptor

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

"Well, for starters I'd like to thank me."

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

"Narcissus! Pay attention!"

'Ms. Collins, order me a dozen roses asap. And make sure I say something flattering to myself in the card.'

"Who's gorgeous face is this I see? Is it a special person I'm going to spend the rest of my life with?"

'Brilliant!'

Red Letter Days - Having one's portrait shown

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

"My monument to me is coming along nicely."

A woman surrounded by drama masks admires herself in the mirror.

A great day starts when you weigh 2lbs. less than you thought you would.

I love myself.

Narcissism...Self Inflicted Love Bites.

"Still working from home, I see."

"You must excuse my husband, he's a practising egomaniac..."

'Happy Valentine's Day.'

"I ❤️ me"

The individual fruit pie

Vain

'-nobody has any manners nowadays,do they!'

"The U.S.S. Narcissus"

"What'll it be, handsome?"