"The U.S.S. Narcissus"
Self-admiration Analyst Gifts
Looking for a unique gift for the self-admiration analyst? Our collection features playful and clever items tailored for those who pride themselves on their creative insights. Whether they love a good joke about their analytical mind or enjoy showcasing their personality through fun accessories, our products are designed to celebrate their talent with humor and style. Gift them something that highlights their unique perspective while adding a touch of wit to their everyday life—because even the most self-critical need a laugh! Discover thoughtful, amusing items that match their creative spirit.
"What was I thinking?!"
Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror
"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."
"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"
"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."
A giraffe in a hat
'Why hide it. I do this for me.'
Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.
A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and
"Well, it's official. This household is definitely in a recession."
Cartoon Panel Discussion
"Stock photo, right?"
Boss has a frame hanging above his desk for his face.
'Happy birthday,gorgeous!'
"Morning Gorgeous!"
"There you go, self-mythologizing your childhood again!"
"-But APART from 38" 22" 36" what else do you want to be, Cynthia?"
Bart firmly believes that he is the result of intelligent design.
"Narcissus! Pay attention!"
Another Big-Headed Cartoonist
Tunnel of Love.
"Well, for starters I'd like to thank me."
Personality Test - No Result
"Who's gorgeous face is this I see? Is it a special person I'm going to spend the rest of my life with?"
"I look so beautiful when you're sleeping."
My Rug Hell
Red Letter Days - Having one's portrait shown
Woman lying on a couch admiring her portrait.
'I can't figure out why I'm not losing weight. All I eat is salad.'
Why, thank you - it's very kind of you to say so. You look good too.'
'An extra pound here and there, a little sag, a little bulge, but I'm still the same hunk you married, right Ethel?'
Vain Pony Rider
"The computer appears to have matched you up with yourself Mr Narcissus"
"My monument to me is coming along nicely."
Self-admiration Analyst Gifts Collection
Self-admiration Analyst Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating self-admiration analysts—perfect for starting their day with a witty and insightful touch.
Self-admiration Analyst Pillows
Find cozy pillows that bring humor and personality into their favorite spaces—great for anyone who loves a good laugh about self-reflection.
Self-admiration Analyst Prints
Discover prints that capture the playful spirit of self-admiration analysts—ideal for brightening up their home or office with clever art.
Self-admiration Analyst T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for creative minds and self-critical humorists—ideal for making a stylish statement about their unique perspective.