Self-admiration Gifts

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

A woman surrounded by drama masks admires herself in the mirror.

Modern Day Narcissus.

Narcissism...Self Inflicted Love Bites.

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"Nice haircut."

The Sculptor

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

Congratulations!

"What does she have that I don't?"

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

Mankini - One size fits all.

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

'Cosmetic surgery.'

TV-Mirror.

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

A giraffe in a hat

Boss has a frame hanging above his desk for his face.

"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"

I heart my bum.

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

Narcissus

'Casper just lost twenty seven and a half pounds, but his head is just as fat as ever.'

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

'Happy birthday,gorgeous!'

"Morning Gorgeous!"