Self-admiration Mugs

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

A woman surrounded by drama masks admires herself in the mirror.

Modern Day Narcissus.

Narcissism...Self Inflicted Love Bites.

"Nice haircut."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

The Sculptor

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

Congratulations!

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"What does she have that I don't?"

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

Mankini - One size fits all.

TV-Mirror.

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

A giraffe in a hat

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

'Casper just lost twenty seven and a half pounds, but his head is just as fat as ever.'

Narcissus

Boss has a frame hanging above his desk for his face.

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

"Morning Gorgeous!"

'He wants to look slightly mysterious and menacing.'

Hot chilli...

"Narcissus! Pay attention!"