Self-admiration Enthusiast Mugs

"What'll it be, handsome?"

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"I ❤️ me"

I love myself.

"You must excuse my husband, he's a practising egomaniac..."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

The Sculptor

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

'Someone stole my identity, didn't like it and sent it back.'

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

A giraffe in a hat

"I think it really captures my humility and selflessness."

"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

Narcissus

"It's my self-portrait. Obviously."

I heart my bum.

"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

"Narcissus! Pay attention!"

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

Over sixty and happy

Honk if you *heart* yourself.

'Does what's left of my bum look big in that?'

'He wants to look slightly mysterious and menacing.'

"Well, for starters I'd like to thank me."